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Obama Grows Economy Through Golfing

Marvin Nicholson Obama Caddie
Obama and the Gang

On behalf of the American people Obama could have added one job this year instead of coming in at 0.  The amount of times Obama has gone golfing he could have taken one unemployed person as his own golf caddie. Wouldn’t that be an excellent form of job growth…100% and of course free trips for his new employee on Air Force 1.  That’s the least the commander in Chief could do for the troubled economy.  The truth is the possibilities are endless.  We all know the President likes basketball; how about a new  ball boy.  Some recent college grad from nearby South East DC would be an amazing pick for the President.  This could show that he really cares about the struggling minority.

Making Room For More on the Team

Despite this ingenious idea for spurring job growth, one Obama employee would have to move over and hand over the reigns of his caddyship to another and that is Marvin Nicholson, the current White House trip director who often serves as his caddie.  The truth is Obama could write in his job growth speech a possible encouragement for all other politicians to not only take on assistants when it comes to outdoor games like golf, but perhaps the already over extended national coffers can be yet expanded to employ more and more Americans.  Hmmm, I guess he will have to find someway to pay for it all.

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